So I was perusing the internet for my dream job this morning and once again Craigslist brought me joy.
For instance, the Chicago Police Department—yes, the real police—post on Craigslist. I mean, you would think that most people considering becoming cops could figure that out without skimming Craigslist, something clearly meant to aid people with useless M.A.s like myself.
On the other hand… I had never considered that if I became a police officer I could work in the canine handling unit… wait a minute… hrmmmmm…
Do you want to be in a Super Bowl Doritos commercial?
So you know, if you’re looking for your big break… I just gave it to you on a silver platter.
Happy Monday. You are welcome.