Tools for IKEA? What, What, What?

These are the instructions for assembling a cardboard photo box from IKEA.

A. Card.Board. Photo. Box.

It requires a screwdriver and an adjustable wrench.

A Screw.Driver And. An. Adjustable. Wrench.


I have assembled monumental wardrobes, coffee tables, kitchen dining sets, metal bed frames and more from IKEA. Never have I needed to root up any tools other than the trusty allen wrench (and once—maybe—a flimsy non-adjustable wrench made of sheet metal) included with instructions.

This is a cardboard box, roughly the size of a shoe box.

Really. This is real life.

I die.


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