These are the instructions for assembling a cardboard photo box from IKEA.
A. Card.Board. Photo. Box.
It requires a screwdriver and an adjustable wrench.
A Screw.Driver And. An. Adjustable. Wrench.
Really.
I have assembled monumental wardrobes, coffee tables, kitchen dining sets, metal bed frames and more from IKEA. Never have I needed to root up any tools other than the trusty allen wrench (and once—maybe—a flimsy non-adjustable wrench made of sheet metal) included with instructions.
This is a cardboard box, roughly the size of a shoe box.
Really. This is real life.
I die.
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