Well all, the 31st Golden Raspberry Award nominations are out.
I know this may come as a complete and utter shock, but the Razzies are delivering a well-deserved public shaming to the awfulness of the Twilight Saga’s latest offering—oh that travesty—Eclipse.
I recently watched Eclipse—you know how I like to keep up with what the kids are watching and loving these days—and I almost ended my life just to create some diversion from the movie for my co-viewer.
Seriously, those wolves were like 18 feet tall. Also, did they pull a Bewitched and change Victoria’s? What the hell.
Other 2010 Razzie movies of note (or non-note) include The Last Airbender (I am not even clear on what that one was about), Sex and the City 2 (I have neither seen the end of the series, nor the first movie, so you can take guesses on my knowledge of that one) and The Bounty Hunter (which I watched on an cross-Atlantic flight over the summer along with fellow nominee Clash of the Titans, which as I recall had just about nothing to do with titans).
According to the Razzies’ website, 2010 belonged to the re-make, sequel, prequel, re-imagining and rip-off category of cinematic attempts.
Go forward with this information to where you will.
And don’t forget to try the Words to Bumble Savoy Cocktail of the week.