It’s America’s favorite short week—and in addition to whatever TSA shenanigans you might be getting up to at your local aerodrome—I’ve got just a couple of things for you to note while passing the time in whatever terribly unpleasant airport gate area you might currently be inhabiting.
- The esteemed internet news source (soon to be an IFC aired news source), the Onion News Network, has released their latest holiday investigation: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon.
- If you are not already aware, you need to check out nerdboyfriend.com where the likes of George Harrison, Lorne Michaels, Paul Simon, Andy Warhol, Jim Henson, Bob Newhart, Harrison Ford, Peter O-Toole and many, many gillions more are pictured along with suggestions for achieving the look. But that is not even the point, the point is that it is hilarious and almost every photo on there is a complete gem.
- There’s also a Funny or Die exclusive interview in which we learn that Daniel Radcliffe is played by Harry Potter.
Ok, now I have to go cook for 36 hours or something along those lines. Oh and it’s freezing rain in Chicago… thank you weather. Thank. You.