Looking for a Job? It’s the Job of the Day!


So I was perusing the internet for my dream job this morning and once again Craigslist brought me joy.

For instance, the Chicago Police Department—yes, the real police—post on Craigslist. I mean, you would think that most people considering becoming cops could figure that out without skimming Craigslist, something clearly meant to aid people with useless M.A.s like myself.

On the other hand… I had never considered that if I became a police officer I could work in the canine handling unit… wait a minute… hrmmmmm…

Up next?

Do you want to be in a Super Bowl Doritos commercial?

All you have to do is be super sexy, have lots of acting and modelling experience and be willing to wear a Doritos bikini.

I imagine this does actually mean a bikini made of Doritos, although apparently there is an actual swimsuit of a Doritos bag in existence.

So you know, if you’re looking for your big break… I just gave it to you on a silver platter.

Happy Monday. You are welcome.

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2 responses to “Looking for a Job? It’s the Job of the Day!

  1. randy

    Haha, fantastic.

    And in all seriousness: http://www.mnhs.org/shpo/lhs/jobs.htm

    Check out the Chicago house museum jobs 🙂

  2. Pingback: Job of the Day: Lice Experts Needed (Perfect for Moms) | Words to Bumble

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