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Apolo Ohno on Soccer Talk Live. True Story.

On Monday nights the Fox Soccer Channel features Soccer Talk Live, hosted by Kyle Martino a former MLS and national team player. Martino sits at a weird box desk in a faux locker room set hung with various team kits. … Continue reading

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Things I Miss…

…Giving obscenely detailed recaps of Olympic sports supported by an overwhelming quantity of pictures from NBCOlympics.com. That’s all. Thank goodness the Kentucky Derby is soon to be upon us, just like that Apolo Ohno derby commercial from the Olympics promised … Continue reading

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Favorite Ridiculous Olympic Moments: Random Things

Mary Carillo hugging, nuzzling and wiping the tears of stuffed moose Colbert after Canada’s hockey loss. Props to Bode Miller on being less of an ass-hat and tearing up for his gold. Emotional growth–win. “Looking ridiculous, does it affect the … Continue reading

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One Last Sartorial Glance: Spandex, Spandex & Vera Wang Too

Let’s do this thing. We covered many a sartorial spandex moment, from sequins on figure skaters to swizzles on skiers, but we have a few things left to say, including some comments on tighties from the athletes themselves. First of all, take … Continue reading

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Favorite Olympian Names

And now for something purely silly. When you spend two weeks watching fairly obscure athletes perform in their fairly obscure winter sports, sometimes all you can do is throw caution to the wind and choose to put your lot in … Continue reading

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Apolo Ohno & Meredith Viera

Just do us all a favor and watch this. It’s pretty hilarious and reminds me why I should always remember that Today during the Olympics is something that needs to be watched. Hopefully I will remember that in the future. … Continue reading

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Worst of Olympic Advertising: the Distressing & the Terrible

Even though the Olympics bring us some of the most memorable and effective commercials, there are always a few bombs, a few that boggle our minds with their badness. Count ‘em down: 5. Turbo Tax commercial featuring Kristi Yamaguchi. It … Continue reading

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Comedy Takes on the Olympics: Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Fallon & David Letterman

This past weekend, NBC had the foresight to know that they would have to slowly reintegrate regular entertainment programing into the blood stream of rabid Olympic viewers. They knew not to rush the matter and they respected our desire to … Continue reading

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Advertising for the Olympiad: Favorites

Olympic commercials are serious business. They range from the sappy to the inspiring down to the downright ridiculous, but much like the high quality of the Super Bowl commercials there is a serious effort put in to get people to … Continue reading

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Closing Ceremonies: I Almost Ran Out of Words

Shortly before the Vancouver 2010 closing ceremonies were upon us, I came across a tweet that echoed my feelings almost perfectly: @SethMeyers21 Nice work Winter Olympics. Now don’t blow it with an over emphasis on ice and whales at closing … Continue reading

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